mistress mudslide

I'm Calling For Poop Letters.

1. "I am pooping right now. I've become so regular. This time every day. [My roommates] make mention of it nearly daily. 'It's 5:30 man, RIGHT ON SCHEDULE!' Or, "Ugh...Can you flush as you go?' Once, [I was] scolded for waiting all day to poo 'cause I said often I have to go in the morning when one of them is already in the poo-room. 'You let it marinate all day. THAT'S why it smells so bad!'"

2. "Awwww. Pooping and messaging me? That is so sweet! Can you flush as you go! Poor girl. Can't a princess shit in peace!? I am marinatin' right now myself. I've been putting off my shower because of it. I feel as if I'm on the verge. But now quite ready to expel the days (months, years) dirty laundry. This one is going to be very offensive. [My dog], he relishes it, though. Our respective poop scents are what binds us."